Humotropy

Seems like an appropriate place to start.

Today, I am closing on my condo in Ann Arbor, MI where I attend the University of Michigan as a Ph.D. candidate in Macromolecular Science and Engineering. I am also nearing the end of this, um, educational experience. And, to round out my beginning-of-ends, last month I got a divorce from my wife of five and a half years (and almost a decade of being together). When I graduate, I will shave my beard and take the name Pinfall McFeatherbutt as I join a nomadic community that lives off dumpster diving in warm metropolitan areas.

Something in the previous paragraph is fiction. Guess